As I sit here at my desk staring aimlessly into nothing while enjoying my sausage egg McMuffin with cheese and orange juice, I am reminded that I have yet another 30 Lbs to lose on the Weight Watchers program. Quite frankly, I don't care!
I mean, what's the point of living if you can't enjoy a grease lathered, highly processed breakfast of atrocious weight-gaining proportions? Perhaps I'll come to understand this concept when all the seams of my clothes burst open to reveal the growing, thriving ripples of flab beneath. Until then I will devour 20 sausage-egg McMuffins per day. I will then regurgitate them to make room for more the next day.
Breakfast truly is the meal of champions :)
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