Baking Season 2007 Has Arrived!!!

WHY COOKIES SHOULDN'T GET TOGETHER:

BOY MEETS GIRL.......

7-8 MINUTES LATER....... :

It's official. The 2007 baking season is here! Yes it's a season. For 4 weeks out of the year, I turn my kitchen into a mass-producing confection center rivaling the Keebler Elves sham little operation. It's a full-contact sport.



That's right Elves. I'll eat you.


I started out by making 2 of my favorite kinds of cookies. Kris Kringles (the gingerbread men) and Peanut Blossoms. Most of these cookies I give away by taking to work or to the Wednesday night leaguers at the bowling alley. I have spoiled them year-round with cookies actually and now every week they come to expect them like rabid dogs on acid.

I get my fill just in making them- because every batch has to be tasted. It's a complicated process.

Step 1:


Make the threat to the other cookies in the batch. Showing them what will happen if they don't turn out perfect.

Step 2:

Follow thru with threat by decapitation.

Step 3:

Continue

GOING

Step 4:



Extract limbs

GOING

Step 5:


Induce vomiting to prevent Holiday weight gain and caloric intake.

GONE

(just kidding)

Enjoy every last bite because when you're old and lose all your teeth you'll wish you has eaten more while you still could.

And guys, remember that a woman LOVES her chocolate. :)